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A gamer who lives on a spaceship and possesses an off-the-wall reviewing style and a mite likewise much energy, Jose Antonio "Angry Joe" Vargas got his start past submitting a video review for Army of 2, giving constructive criticism that was surprisingly what the developers really wanted to hear. Angry Joe now does reviews and other videos on "The Aroused Joe Testify" via YouTube and his own website.

Back in Nov 2010, he and the other video games segments of That Guy With the Glasses were spun off onto their ain separate website, "Blistered Thumbs", with Joe serving every bit the site'southward executive leader, becoming a major contributor. When Blistered Thumbs somewhen shut down in April 2018, Joe began focusing on managing his own site. He is currently a member of Polaris.

The Angry Joe Show is comprised of the following segments:

• Angry Reviews: The main crux of the bear witness, Angry Joe performs a short skit about a video game with his cohorts earlier presenting a detailed, scripted monologue about the game and his thoughts on the title, interspersed with boosted skits and videos of him and his friends commenting on segments of the game during their live-streams. The review ends with Joe awarding the game a rating betwixt i ("WTF?!") to x ("Legendary"). If a game exceeds his expectations, he will give information technology a "Badass Seal of Approving"; conversely, games that have disappointed him and/or are abyssmal will be labeled as an "Ballsy Fail".
  • Extended Review Discussions: Certain games will take Joe and his team deliver a follow-upwardly roundtable conversation virtually a championship that Joe could not fully cover in its corresponding Angry Review. Joe'southward friends will also give their own personal rating on the game, using Joe'south one to ten format.
  • Rapid Burn Reviews: A more traditional video game review with or without the skits (and at a shorter length), one of Joe's team members will exercise a voiceover discussing a title that was not given an Angry Review. The reviewer will score the game on a i to ten footing.
• Movie/Television receiver Reviews: Similar to the Extended Review Discussions, Joe and his companions sit to review films and idiot box series they have recently watched together.
• Angry Rants: Joe raves confronting particular on-goings in video games (such as egregious Microtransactions), films and television. His team may or may not prove up in these rantings.
• Angry Joe Show News: Joe and his friends discuss the biggest news currently coming out of the video game industry.
• Top Ten List: Joe presents a listing on video games that he's most excited about for the following yr, the all-time, worst and most disappointing games in the electric current year, pinnacle controversies from the industry during the yr, why upcoming games have his attention and why previously released games weren't to his standards.

    List of Angry Reviews

Note: titles in bold have Extended Review Discussions.

• Madden NFL 09
  • Madden NFL 22
• Blitz: The League Ii
• Far Cry
  • Far Weep 2
  • Far Weep 3
• Fable 2
• Fallout
  • Fallout 3
  • Fallout four
  • Fallout 76
• Left 4 Dead
• Tom Clancy's EndWar
• Mirror's Edge
• Skate ii
• 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand
• Clandestine Service
• The Godfather II
• The Chronicles of Riddick: Attack on Nighttime Athena
• Sacred ii: Fallen Angel
• Star Trek
  • Star Trek: D-A-C
  • Star Expedition: The Video Game
  • Star Expedition Trexels
• Terminator Conservancy
• Magic: The Gathering - Duels of the Planeswalkers
• [Prototype]
• The King of Fighters XII
• G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra
• Need for Speed Shift
• Halo
  • Halo 3: ODST
  • Halo: Reach
  • Halo five: Guardians
  • Halo Infinite
• Dragon Historic period
  • Dragon Age: Origins
  • Dragon Historic period: Origins – Awakening
  • Dragon Historic period II
  • Dragon Age: Inquisition
• King Arthur: The Part-Playing Wargame
• Army of Two: The 40th Solar day
• Mass Event
  • Mass Effect 2
  • Mass Effect iii
  • Mass Effect: Andromeda
• Aliens vs. Predator (2010)
• Claret Basin
• Toy Soldiers
• Battleground
  • Battlefield: Bad Company ii
  • Battlefield iii
  • Battlefield iv
  • Battleground Hardline
  • Battleground 1
  • Battleground 5
  • Battlefield 2042
• Risen
  • Risen 2
• Only Cause 2
• Terminal Fight
• Iron Homo 2
• Red Expressionless Redemption
  • Red Dead Redemption II
• Backbreaker
• Alpha Protocol
• Risk: Factions
• StarCraft II: Wings of Liberty
• Monday Night Gainsay
• Kane & Lynch: Dog Days
• Dead Rising 2: Example Zero
• Culture
  • Civilization V
  • Culture: Beyond Earth
• H.A.Due west.X. 2
• Comic Jumper: The Adventures of Captain Smiley
• DJ Hero 2
• Kinect
  • Kinect Sports
• Sonic Gratis Riders
• Dance Central
• Cabela's Dangerous Hunts 2011
• Mindjack
• Magicka
• Ii Worlds II
• Marvel vs. Capcom
  • Curiosity vs. Capcom iii
  • Marvel vs. Capcom: Infinite
• Full War
  • Total War: Shogun ii
  • Full War: Rome Two
  • Total War: Warhammer III
• Ghostbusters
  • Ghostbusters: Sanctum of Slime
  • Ghostbusters (2016)
• Homefront
• Michael Jackson: The Feel
• Mortal Kombat
  • Mortal Kombat 9
  • Mortal Kombat X
  • Mortal Kombat eleven
• Brink
• L.A. Noire
• The Witcher
  • The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings
  • The Witcher iii: Wild Chase
• Duke Nukem Forever
• Thor: God of Thunder
• Harry Potter and the Death Hallows Part 2
• Green Lantern: Ascension of the Manhunters
• Fruit Ninja Kinect
• Deus Ex
  • Deus Ex: Human Revolution
  • Deus Ex: Mankind Divided
• The Gunstringer
• X-Men: Destiny
• Ace Combat: Assault Horizon
• Batman: Arkham Series
  • Batman: Arkham City
  • Batman: Arkham Knight
  • Batman: Arkham VR
• The Elder Scrolls
  • The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
  • The Elder Scrolls Online
• Saints Row
  • Saints Row: The Third
  • Saints Row IV
• Soulcalibur V
• SOL: Exodus
• Kingdomsof Amalur Reckoning
• The Darkness II
• Asura's Wrath
• Star Wars
  • Kinect Star Wars
  • Star Wars Battlefront (2015)
  • Star Wars Battlefront II (2017)
  • Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Social club
  • Star Wars: Squadrons
• Mountain & Bract: Napoleonic Wars
• Battleship
• Dragon's Dogma
• Lollipop Chainsaw
• Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor
• Max Payne 3
• Sleeping Dogs
• Guild Wars ii
• Borderlands
  • Borderlands 2
  • Borderlands 3
• XCOM: Enemy Unknown
  • XCOM 2
• FTL: Faster Than Light
• Dragon Ball
  • Dragon Brawl Z: For Kinect
  • Dragon Brawl Fighter Z
  • Dragon Ball Z: Kakarot
• Assassin's Creed
  • Assassin's Creed Three
  • Assassin's Creed: Odyssey
• Hitman: Absolution
• PlanetSide 2
• Devil May Cry
  • DmC: Devil May Weep
  • Devil May Cry 5
• Conflicting
  • Aliens: Colonial Marines
  • Conflicting: Isolation
  • Aliens Fireteam Elite
• Metal Gear
  • Metallic Gear Rising: Revengeance
  • Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes
  • Metallic Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
  • Metal Gear Survive
• Tomb Raider
  • Tomb Raider (2013)
  • Shadow of the Tomb Raider
• The Walking Expressionless: Survival Instinct
• Bioshock Space
• Defiance
• Injustice
  • Injustice: Gods Amid Us
  • Injustice two
• Star Command
• Metro: Last Light
• Deadpool
• Divinity: Dragon Commander
• Ride to Hell: Retribution
• 1000 Theft Machine V
• Killzone: Shadow Fall
• Rambo: The Video Game
• South Park
  • S Park: The Stick of Truth
  • Southward Park: The Fractured only Whole
• Titanfall
  • Titanfall two
• The Astonishing Spider-Human 2
• Watch_Dogs
• The Last of Us
  • The Last of Us Function two
• Destiny
  • Destiny 2
• Call of Duty
  • Call of Duty: Avant-garde Warfare
  • Telephone call of Duty: WWII
  • Call of Duty: Black Ops 4
  • Call of Duty: Modernistic Warfare (2019)
  • Phone call of Duty: Blackness Ops Common cold State of war
  • Call of Duty: Vanguard
• Dying Lite
  • Dying Light two Stay Human
• Evolve
• The Society: 1886
• Pillars of Eternity
• Rocket League
• Layers of Fear
• The Segmentation
  • The Partitioning 2
• Oculus Rift
• Dreadhalls
• Quantum Break
• Resident Evil
  • Umbrella Corps
  • Resident Evil 7
  • Resident Evil 2 (Remake)
  • Resident Evil iii (Remake)
  • Resident Evil Village
• Doom
  • DOOM (2016)
  • DOOM Eternal
• No Homo'due south Sky
• Mafia Iii
• PlayStation VR
  • Driveclub VR
  • PlayStation VR Worlds
  • Battlezone 2016
  • Until Dawn: Blitz of Blood
  • RIGS: Mechanized Combat League
  • Eve: Valkyrie
• Yakuza 0
• Mighty Morphin Ability Rangers: Mega Battle
• For Honor
• Nintendo Switch
• 1-2-Switch
• The Fable of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
• Outlive Two
• Friday the 13th: The Game
• Cuphead
• Center-earth: Shadow of War
• Bounding main of Thieves
• God of War (PS4)
• Detroit: Become Human being
• Unravel Two
• Warhammer 40000 Gladius
• Spider-Human being (PS4)
  • Spider-Man: Miles Morales
• Anthem
• Marvel Ultimate Brotherhood 3: The Black Club
• Command
• Blair Witch
• Ghost Recon Breakpoint
• Death Stranding
• The Outer Worlds
• Half-Life: Alyx
• Ori and the Will of the Wisps
• Last Fantasy VII Remake
• Predator: Hunting Grounds
• Valorant
• Ghost of Tsushima
• Fast & Furious Crossroads
• Curiosity's Avengers
• Cyberpunk 2077
• Outriders
• Dungeons & Dragons: Nighttime Alliance
• Dorsum four Blood
• Sifu
• Horizon Forbidden W
• Elden Ring

    Listing of Rapid Fire Reviews

• Battleborn
• Uncharted 4: A Thief's Stop
• Overwatch
• The Evil Within 2
• Wolfenstein
  • Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus
  • Wolfenstein: Youngblood
• Demand for Speed Payback
• Assassin's Creed
  • Assassin's Creed Origins
  • Assassin'due south Creed: Valhalla
• Monster Hunter: Earth
  • Monster Hunter World: Iceborne
• Kingdom Come: Deliverance
• Warhammer: Vermintide II
  • Warhammer: Vermintide Ii - Winds of Magic
• Extinction
• BattleTech
• Land of Decay 2
• Infinite Hulk: Deathwing
• Jurassic World: Evolution
• Mothergunship
• Globe of Warcraft: Boxing for Azeroth
• Immortal: Unchained
• Valkyria Chronicles 4
• Pathfinder: Kingmaker
• Starlink: Boxing for Atlas
• Hitman
  • Hitman two
  • Hitman 3
• X4: Foundations
• Ace Combat vii: Skies Unknown
• Genesis Alpha One
• Far Cry: New Dawn
• Left Live
• Sekiro: Shadows Dice Twice
• Outward
• Anno 1800
• Days Gone
• A Plague Tale: Innocence
• Warhammer Chaosbane
• Dragon Quest Builders 2
• Cadence of Hyrule
• Remnant: From the Ashes
• The Surge 2
• Destiny 2: Shadowkeep
• MediEvil ^note PlayStation four Video Game Remake
• Planet Zoo
• Shenmue Three
• Phoenix Signal
• MechWarriors 5: Mercenaries
• Temtem ^note Early access
• Hades ^note Early access
• Escape from Tarkov
• Nioh two
• Animal Crossing: New Horizons
• Mount & Blade Two: Bannerlord ^annotation Early on access
• Fallout 76: Wastelanders
• Deep Rock Galactic
• Desperados Three
• Battletoads 2020
• Microsoft Flight Simulator
• Amnesia: Rebirth
• Picket Dogs: Legion
• The Medium
• Information technology Takes Two (2021)
• Biomutant
• Psychonauts ii
• Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous
• Diablo II: Resurrected
• Guardians of the Milky way (2021)
• Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Extraction

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Provides examples of:

• Adult Fearfulness: Covers a real world case of this in his Top Ten Gaming Controversies of 2014 when he brings upwards the ascension in swatting that yr. People had been issuing calls to the law department getting the SWAT Team sent to abort gamers who like to stream their sessions. People had heavily armed law officers break into their houses and arrest them, simply because of somebody'south thought of a joke.
• Angrish: AJ indulges in this from time to time. For instance, he starts freaking out during a D&D game.

  Joe: What?! Did yous—?! You just—! Y'all killed—! What the fuck did you do that for?!

  • And in his Umbrella Corps livestream, he goes into a brief, unintelligible rage when he discovers he has to practise the same three tasks he did in the last level...in the same map.
• Aroused Fist-Shake:
  • "Damn you, Chick-Fil-A!"
  • And once again in his Dragon's Dogma review, after the game somehow transports his friend, who had been taking a shower at the time and is thus naked, into his living room.
  • With both easily when parodying the fan reaction to DmC: Devil May Cry.
• Arch-Enemy: Corporate Commander. This is even lampshaded in his Max Payne 3 review.
• Atomic F-Bomb: Well-nigh the end of his review for Mindjack.
  • One of item notation is his Fe Human two review... which only bleeps out the middle tertiary.
  • Cut Curt: His video on the forthcoming 3D re-release of the Star Wars films begins with one.
  • Spoony's invitee appearances during the Aliens: Colonial Marines review largely consisted of him yelling "Bullshit!" increasingly more angrily.
  • Joe's vlog about the much-maligned second trailer for Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice contains some of these as Joe rants about the use of Doomsday.
  • Joe unleashes the absolute holy grandmother of ALL Atomic F-Bombs when No Homo's Sky crashes afterward a 12-hour playthrough. You lot can encounter it here. (Alert: You might not desire to wear whatever headphones.)
• Writer Entreatment: Joe loves dancing games.

  Joe: What'due south that!? You think this is a game? This isn't a game! It'due south the way of life!

• Badass in a Squeamish Suit: Parodied in his review of Yakuza 0 with Joe dressed as Kiryu and Other Joe as Majima.
• Bad "Bad Interim": Other Joe isn't really an actor, and doesn't effort to exist. It's pretty funny seeing him in contrast to the Large Ham of Angry Joe.
• Bunko:
  • For his review of Star Wars: The Forcefulness Awakens, Joe takes off his helmet, revealing a displeased look. About viewers look him to say 'You done fucked it upward!' equally usual. Nope, he says 'You lot done did skilful.' instead.
  • In his "Elevation sixteen WORST Games of 2019", Joe gives "Eternity: The Last Unicorn" the number 1 spot, then reveals that that spot really went to Anthem (2019) like everyone expected.
  • Joe managed to pull one at the start of the review for Aliens Fireteam Elite, down to the exact expression of utter disgust, right before he exclaims "You didn't fuck it up!" He even lampshades it before long later on in reference to his previous review of the much-maligned series entry Aliens: Colonial Marines.
• Berserk Button:
  • Try to brand Joe watch a movie in 3D. What sets Joe off virtually 3D is the surcharge added on to the cost of a movie ticket as well every bit its improper implementation (e.grand. colors are too dark, motility effects that are too fast, etc.). However, he will praise 3D visuals when they are executed well, such as the boring motion effects in Dredd.
  • SONIC FREE RIDERS! The entire review is one giant tangent about how horrible information technology is.
  • Mindjack sure as hell came close to outsuckying SFR for him, and while SFR could be given a pass for existence a bad implementation of new technology, Mindjack is in a firmly established genre, which has no excuse.
  • Ghostbusters: Sanctum of Slime made Joe so unbelievably mad that, instead of just doing a review, he beginning did a Let's Play to show but how bad the game is, and And then he did an aroused review.
  • Mass Effect 3 and its catastrophe. So bad, that Joe had to write a separate video, detailing the main reasons why he thinks it sucks so bad; and to further hammer in his distaste for the ending, the video was very clearly Joe Vargas speaking & not the Angry Joe persona. ^note He admits though that the rest of the serial, and 90% of ME three is still damned good Also, keep in heed that he highly praised the extended cut for pretty much solving about of the complaints everyone had, stating that information technology seems like the developers really took the time to mind to the fans and requite them what they wanted.
  • In his 'Comic Jumper' review, exercise not make fun of his mustache or else you're in a beatdown, as Bizarro Joe learned the hard manner.
  • Joe himself has specifically stated that he despises Capcom's DLC practices, and the increasingly common codes required for online play.
    • On-Disc DLC in general...and bad DLC. See beneath for one game he ALSO complains about having it.
  • Bad Kinect games, particularly those that require the histrion to lean, an activeness which the even the (supposedly) improved Xbox I Kinect can't pick up.
  • Evil Superman's "Kneel before me", victory pose. And so far its the only matter Joe dislikes nigh Injustice: Gods Among Us.
  • He'due south never liked online passes and despises things that forestall used games from being played/sold easily, and then he completely blew his stack when he heard that the Xbox 1 charged a fee for disc-sharing. Although he's calmed down nearly it now since it'south been confirmed that there is no fee for disc-sharing.
  • Ride to Hell: Retribution infuriates Joe for being utterly terrible non considering of glitches or bugs or being incomplete, just for simply existence bad, with a boring story, lackluster voice acting, shoddy sound production, low-res textures, practically nonexistent enemy AI, uninspired quick fourth dimension events, and very agonizing sex activity scenes (in addition to being poorly blithe, many occur immediately subsequently saving the girl from danger).

  Angry Joe: This thing has zero to offering ANYONE!

  • As of Total War: Rome Ii, we can add overly-streamlining a game to the detriment of strategic play, especially when it involves removing features.
  • Nobody rapes Santa on his sentinel.
  • His bluster about the copyright marks against his most successful videos. He too states that if his next review is flagged past another copyright claim, he'll show Youtube how angry he can really be
  • Rambo: The Video Game. Joe hates, hates this game for representing everything wrong with licensed games: its horrid, outdated gameplay, its game-crashing bugs, the absurdly hard terminal level, and the fact that bated from said level, the total gameplay time was only 2 hours. The only reason why he only rated information technology a 2/10 instead of a 1 was because information technology fabricated him laugh at how bad it was, although he questions if it was practiced for his health, as evidenced by his degrading mental state playing the game.

  Angry Joe: Rambo: The Video Game has NO reason to exist! NONE! Whatsoever!

  • Entries in previously multiplatform franchises becoming exclusive to one system, something he's ranted nearly with Rise of the Tomb Raider existence (initially) exclusive to the Xbox One, Street Fighter V beingness exclusive to the PS4 console-wise, and (in an unposted video), Bayonetta ii being exclusive to the Wii U, although he backed off afterward he learned that if it wasn't for Nintendo, Platinum Games wouldn't take been able to make it.
  • Fable III Got Joe and then mad at its dissapointment he listed 32 reasons why he hates information technology and thinks it sucks. He never even bothered to requite it a review.
  • Nintendo's anti-YouTuber policies. See "The Reason You Suck" Speech and Tranquil Fury for more details.
  • If a video game has microtransactions of whatever kind, it volition lose points. No exceptions.
• Big Bad: Corporate Commander.
• Big Bad Wannabe: Demon Joe. Every bit Corporate Commander put'due south it in the Ride to Hell review:

  Never ship a B-Teamer to do the supervillain stuff!

• Large "NO!":
  • In his UFO: Extraterrestrials review . Complete with tedious move.
  • Afterward losing Marvel vs. Capcom 3 confronting The Nostalgia Critic. This is followed by a Large "YES!" from Joe and a Big "NO!" from The Critic when he crush him with his new controller/java table.
  • His reaction to realizing that he's been set up upwardly in Suburban Knights starts out as a Rapid-Burn "No!" that culminates into a big one.

  Joe: "NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! Nooo! Nooo! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

• Big Word Shout: "GOOOOOOOOOOOO!" in The Stinger.
• Bile Fascination: In-Universe; warned his fans not to practice this with The Last Airbender.
• *Bleep*-dammit!: FU***UCK
  • "People that are rating information technology 0, one, two, iii are extremely dishonest. They're little *** *** *** *** fuckers, okay?"
• Body Horror: Playing Brink cause Joe'southward face to become horribly distorted in the aforementioned art style equally the game characters. He begs Other Joe to save himself and run away.
• Boisterous Bruiser: Peculiarly in crossovers with other TGWTG contributors.
• Bowdlerise: See Gosh Dang It to Heck! beneath.
• Bankrupt the Rating Scale: Almost. He wanted to give Telephone call of Duty: Advanced Warfare a score of "Kevin Spacey out of 10". Instead, he laments that it'southward not an actual score on his scale and gives the game a 6 out of 10.
• Bunny-Ears Lawyer: Joe may be hammy, crazy, and more energetic than a room total of five-year-olds, but he's slap-up at analyzing games and movies and providing insightful criticism.
• Butt-Monkey: Other Joe.
  • Angry Joe can be this, besides, when with the other TGWTG reviewers.
• The Cameo: He's the only person who tin requite Linkara a run for his money in terms of actualization in other people'southward videos.
  • In his Dragon Brawl Z: Kinect review, Lanipator makes a special (vocalism) appearance as Vegeta.

  Saiyan!Joe: His power is... over 9000!!!
  Vegeta: (offscreen) That'southward MY schtick, you inferior assclown!

• Cannot Tell Fiction from Reality: Joe plays so much Skyrim, he thinks he's a knight, and attacks Corporate Commander... with a broom and a helmet made of foil.
• Captain Ersatz: Equally yet another obvious (simply welcomed) Shout-Out to G.I. Joe, Corporate Commander is basically Cobra Commander if he was a Corrupt Corporate Executive.
  • The "new" series has The Overlord (substantially Doctor Claw with a teddy bear instead of the Mad True cat) as Corporate Commander'southward superior.
• Caption Humour: Sometimes employed on the right-side caption.
  • The explanation guy is his own character who likes to brand stabs at Joe whenever he tin can.
• Casanova Wannabe: In ane of the 1-year anniversary crossover videos, he goes effectually delivering horrendous pick-up lines to all the women on the site.
• Catchphrase:
  • "You lot done fucked information technology up!" — Whenever he reviews a bad or disappointing game that he'd been looking forward to.
  • "Four HOURS!" — Or a variation there of when he talks most a total price game that has a pathetically curt unmarried role player, specially if the game either has a lackluster multiplayer or fifty-fifty a not-existent one.
  • And of course there is his outro. — "And I'll run into you guys on the side by side Angry Joe Show!"
  • "Over and over..." — Whenever he mention something repetitive on his reviews.
  • "No! NNNNO!" — When he mention something he dislikes.
  • For Corporate Commander, either "Don't need it!" in regards to something crucial that wasn't in the game, or "You need it!" for unwelcome additions such as microtransactions.
  • "Are you out of your mind?!" for particularly egregious microtransactions
• Caustic Critic: Despite the name, he'southward usually pretty prissy. Nowhere did this become more apparent than when he teamed up with Spoony at E3 2010, where the two practically became a Good Cop/Bad Cop comedy duo. When Joe does lose his temper, it's usually over something virtually people would exist frustrated nearly, and he manages to go control of himself quite quickly. He fifty-fifty always takes the fourth dimension to point out things he likes in games he doesn't like, and makes the reviews funny whether or non he makes fun of the game.
• Chewing the Scenery: '''UNLIMITED POWAAAAAH!!!'''
  • Joe LOVES to go over the top, but the best is his Demon Joe persona, which is put through a voice filter to make it extra demonic.
• Censored for Comedy: Joe always bleeps out swears in the offset few seconds of each video, then proceeds to non conscience them for the residual of the review. Sometimes he even bleeps out the wrong parts of swears, similar in his Sonic Free Riders review, he bleeped out "God" instead of "damn."
• Christmas Episode: The "completely unplanned, impromptu Aroused Joe Christmas review special" for 2013.

  Joe: Hey, kids! Are whatever of y'all getting iPads for Christmas?

  (kids cheering)

  Joe: Well, if you do, don't purchase Star Expedition Trexels, because it'll RUIN YOUR FUCKING CHRISTMAS!!

  (kids gasping in stupor)

• Cluster F-Bomb: Weaponized as the cuss cannon.
  • He also gives 1 during his review Batman: Arkham Knight for PC when the game crashes. Again.

  Joe: YOU MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! WHEN I SPEND Lx DOLLARS ON A FUCKING GAME, I Expect Information technology TO FUCKING Work!

  • His review of Ride to Hell: Retribution contains a lot of F-words.
  • His Ghostbusters (2016) review is total of these.

  Joe: I fucking got information technology...I fucking got it.

  Other Joe: What is it? What class?

  Joe: It's a Form 10 FUCKING STINKER! Information technology'due south a Class 10 goddamn piece of shit fucking flick that really SUCKS Donkey!

• Cold Open: Ofttimes gives his opinion of the game in a succinct, often silly, manner. Other times they just have something funny to say well-nigh the game.
  • The more Joe loved the game that he reviews, the more intricate and complex his cold open will be. On the contrary end of the calibration, if he hated the game he will merely stand up in forepart of his green screen, sometimes taking off his elaborate costume, and yell "You washed fucked information technology up!"
• Comical Overreacting: Function of him existence angry involves this, from shouting the F word to committing murder.
• Cosplay: Joe sure likes to dress upwardly whenever a game might call for it (even equally a geisha...).
• *Cough* Snark *Cough*: He sneaks one for Destiny when he thinks on what games he will include in Tiptop x Most Disappointing Games of 2014.
• Critic Breakdown: Joe is but in love with this trope.
• Curse Cut Brusque: The intro to his review of Canticle (2019) has his "Y'all done FUCKED it up!" catchphrase go interrupted twice by the game's loading screens, poking fun at the large number of loading screens at almost every plough.
• Dashing Hispanic: In his review for Assassin's Creed III, he plays Ezio Auditore (an Italian) as a Dashing Hispanic.
• Decease Seeker: While playing Shadows of Mordor, he was defeated past Olgoth the Humiliator so many times he demanded Olgoth kill him.
• Designated Hero: Parodied Up to Xi past "Joe Lee" in the Sleeping Dogs-review intro skit, who really manages to exist downright Stupid Evil.invoked
• Despair Issue Horizon: He starts his Sonic Free Riders review having already crossed it. He walks in visibly shattered (with the captions even asking if he's alright) and says that the game is not just the worst he's ever played, just that it has ruined his life and messed with his senses.
• Digital Piracy Is Evil: Or rather the heavy handed enforcement of persecuting gratis utilise is evil. Joe had been targeted for using copyright material in a review, leading to many of his videos beingness taken downwards.
• Distracted past the Sexy: His initial reaction to Bayonetta, getting himself some "Private Time" near the end.
  • When Lisa Foiles complains almost the Iron Human being 2 video game, and gradually loses wear equally she gets angrier, Joe forgets that he was supposed to be reviewing the game becomes fixated on Lisa, even remarking "I think I'm in love!"
• The Ditz/Malaproper: While he'south not excessively dim, Joe's limited vernacular is treated as a running joke by his peers on the Aqueduct Crawly podcast.

  Joe: I'm going dwelling house! Oh, I am habitation... Well, I'm gonna play my (board) game!

  Computer: Past yourself, Joe? LOL!

• Drugs Are Bad: And so is chewing Cat Butt Glue. "It volition accept over your life!"
• Et Tu, Brute?: At the commencement of the Total State of war: Rome II review, Other Joe gets stabbed by Joe and, with his concluding breaths, says "Et tu, Joe?"
• Evil Analogue / Demonic Possession: Darkspawn Joe is Joe with outright subversive intentions, and a demonic voice.
• Evil Is Hammy: Darkspawn Joe hams it up even more than Aroused Joe does.
• Evil Express joy: He has ane after he ropes Jo into joining him in suffering through his review of the Thor video game.
• Fan Disservice: Joe'southward large male friend Jacob wears a Wonder Adult female costume in his first injustice vlog.
  • He appeared before in the LollipopChainsaw review, dressed equally a cheerleader.
  • Joe uses the player summon organization in Dragon'south Dogma to call upon his friend Jacob... who appears in his living room naked, beingness pulled directly out of his shower. Brain Bleach ensues.
  • His review for Alien: Isolation has the camera slowly panning up a pair of hairy legs ^note maybe belonging to Joe himself before Angry Joe interrupts the pan with "NO!"
  • In the Metallic Gear Solid V review, Other Joe dresses every bit Quiet to spoof her excessive fanservice.
• Flipping the Bird: Gives one to the camera during his Nintendo rant.
• Food every bit Ransom: He tricks Other Joe into playing the Thor film game by luring him with the promise of pizza.
• For Science!: The Alien Isolation review starts with Other Joe seeing an alien egg. "What is this? In the name of scientific discipline, I will stick my face directly over it!" Cue the face hugger attack.
• Foreshadowing: You can usually tell how he's going to rate a game in the first 20 seconds of his review. Though, the fun is in him entertaining y'all while he educates the viewer nearly the game.
• Four Point Calibration: Averted - Joe, per this video, states that this trope is a pet peeve of his. The Angry Reviews, including his cohorts' scores for extended discussions and Rapid Fire Reviews, uses only about every number on the ane-x scale (all whole numbers; no decmials). To Joe and his squad, v is the flat average and reviews build towards them justifying a college or lower score on that scale ^note Even a game scoring a 3 to Joe will have some nice points, though he'll still explain the game's negatives and why it'due south non worth recommending; conversely, Joe will go over-the-moon for a 9/10 game, just will detail why information technology misses his marking for a x. On the other manus, there are some games that do play with this trope.
  • A 7 would exist seen as a relatively weak score on the prove'southward calibration, yet Joe considered information technology the highest score he could possibly requite to Dance Central by reasoning the game was still fun and was congenital specifically for the Kinect to accept advantage of. Not only did he give it his Badass Seal of Approving, Joe besides placed it at #5 on his Tiptop Ten All-time Games of 2010 list.
  • Similarly, he gave Asura'southward Wrath a 6, but gave information technology his Badass Seal of Approval because he was in sheer awe of the game for the whole fourth dimension he was playing it.
• Freudian Slip: While playing the infamous Rainbow Road in Mario Kart 8, he screams out "Fuck you lot Rainbow Dash!"
• From Bad to Worse: Joe reacts to the revelation that Rambo: The Video Game is yet another game with only FOUR HOURS of gameplay about as well as you'd expect... and then remembers that it just fifty-fifty took that long because the concluding level was full of Fake Difficulty and kept crashing. The amount of gameplay when you lot take that level out of the equation? Ii HOURS!
• Get a Agree of Yourself, Man!: His subtitle monitor asks this in the Greenish Lantern: Ascent of the Manhunters review.
• Gilligan Cutting: After vowing to have downwards Chick-Fil-A unless they outset opening on Sundays, he's shown on Mon enjoying one of their craven sandwiches instead.
• Go Mad from the Revelation:
  • The Ride to Hell review starts with Joe rocking dorsum and forth in his chair, sobbing helplessly. Other Joe tries to snap him out of it, and then sees the crusade - Joe's computer, open to Steam, with Ride to Hell open in the library.

  Other Joe: Twenty-one hours?!? Oh my God, what the hell are you thinking? Are you stupid?!?

  • Spoony does this over the form of the Aliens: Colonial Marines review, later on Joe whispers to him that the game retcons the death of Corporal Hicks. Having just witnessed another of his favorite franchises mishandle the resurrection of a primal character in his and then-recent Ultima IX review, Spoony did non take this revelation well at all.
• Gosh Dang Information technology to Heck!: Parodied in "Disney Buys AngryJoeShow!"

  "I will no longer be allowed to cuss! Instead I will accept to use 'telly' curse words. That'southward right, you motorscooters ! Now don't give me any of your bullfreak ! This is some serious stuff correct now! And if you think I'yard some kind of sellout equally— airhead for changing my format, and then you... you can become pluck yourself!"

• Greater-Scope Villain: The Overlord. He's Corporate Commander's boss but is barely e'er seen or mentioned at all.
• Greek Chorus: The background screen in Joe's new base of operations of operations on his show. Sometimes information technology seems to have a personality, such as in the review of Risen, where it wakes him up after sleeping continuing upwardly.
• Gun Porn: For a review testify nearly video games, he finds a lot of excuses to put fake guns in information technology, normally duel-wielding assault rifles.
• Head Desk: He does this in his Rambo: The Video Game review, after the game crashes during its insanely hard last level for the 2d time.
• Hellbent For Leather: Aside from his Superboy shirt, Joe's leather jacket is his most noticeable pick of clothes.
• Heroic BSoD:
  • Inflicted on Joe by Sonic Free Riders.
  • And even more than then in his review of Mindjack, Stephen Hawking fashion.
  • Defied in his Ride to Hell: Retribution review where he battles Demon Joe in the center of the mind but he'southward definitely wearied later on.
  • Played for laughs in his Rambo: The Video Game review, where Joe Rambo undergoes this after the bad guys torture him by making him play the game. The game itself comes close to inflicting one on the real Joe (peculiarly when information technology crashes for the 2nd fourth dimension in the final level), merely its hilarious ineptitude prevents him from completely losing information technology.
  • He has what pretty much corresponds to a mental breakup at the terminate of his Duck Dynasty video game livestream. He was apparently already displeased with the game earlier; the game freezing while loading after he completed another tedious angling sidequest finally just broke the poor guy.
• Hilariously Abusive Childhood: During the Nostalgia Critic'south review of Human being of Steel, it's shown Joe went through this involving lobster costumes and nipple tasers.
• Homage Shot: To the printer peachy sequence in Office Infinite during his Fable Iii video.
• Hong Kong Dub: Parodied in his Fruit Ninja Kinect review.
• Hot-Blooded: Joe's blood is on burn. Fortunately, he's non totally kneejerk and will unremarkably justify his reactions to things. Sometimes, his passionate style backfires on him (run into Creator Backlash) only he hits more frequently than he misses. Fifty-fifty if y'all disagree with his opinions, odds are good that you lot'll still be entertained by his reviews.
• Hostile Show Takeover: For the 2011 April Fool's video, Corporate Commander briefly commandeers the Resistance Base and attempts to provide a "professional person, coolheaded counterbalance" to Joe. To say he fails is an understatement.
• Implausible Deniability: In his famous interview with Major Nelson, the latter insisted that the XBOX One'due south infamous DRM system was integrated into the device and could non be removed fifty-fifty if they wanted to. When Joe incredulously pointed out how stupid that prevarication was (information technology was just a circuitous registration system) and that it could easily be patched out, he refused to address the criticism and just angrily asked if Joe was an engineer. A few days later Microsoft announced that it would indeed be patched out.
• It'due south Short, So It Sucks!: A mutual complaint In-Universe is when a game'due south main entrada is just a few hours long and/or has an precipitous ending. A running gag is him repeating the length in a tiresome motion flashback.

  "FOUR HOURS!"

  • Inverted in ane example with Thor: God of Thunder, which may be the only game Joe has railed on for beingness unreasonably long instead of unreasonably short, since it means the same repetitive, boring gameplay for an ungodly corporeality of fourth dimension.

  "I don't know what'south worse: Iv HOURS of garbage, or TWELVE HOURS of garbage!"

• Jump Cut: Washed so often information technology'southward practically a Signature Style.
• Keet: The real life Joe has a hell of a lot of energy.
• Killer Rabbit: While Angry Joe & Boogie play Far Cry 4, 1 soldier ends up beingness killed by a dearest annoy.

• Large Ham: Particularly bombastic; makes some of the others wait like Deadpan Snarkers in comparison.
  • Particularly in his Dragon Age: Origins review, where he hams up both Abomination Joe and Warden Joe - peculiarly after Warden Joe slays the Abomination.
  • Hell, he could give BRIAN BLESSED a run for his money. This is barely hyperbole: just await at the opening to his UFO: Extraterrestrials review where he gives a ho-hum-mo Big "NO!" followed by a stentorian "I WILL AVENGE YOU ALLLLLLLLLL!"
• Laughably Evil: Corporate Commander is really quite amusing whenever he shows up.
• La Résistance: The Angry Joe Regular army.
• Licking the Bract: Parodied past licking melon juice.
• Limited Wardrobe: His characters tend to article of clothing only 1 outfit. Joe himself well-nigh always wears the same black Superboy t-shirt, with exceptions for certain reviews.
• Madness Mantra:
  • Role of his Rambo: The Video Game review featured him playing the game and being subjected to soldiers yelling "Come on, comrades! He's a man, not a god!" over and over until he just started chanting it on his ain.
  • "Godzilla is destroying the generator! The generator is losing power!"
  • "Gear up Your Joycon Down On Its Side! Set Your Joycon Downwards On Its Side!"
• Mickey Mousing: He engages in it (complete with sparkles subsequently) in his video announcing that Maker Studios (the network behind Polaris, and therefore his employer) were bought past Disney.
• Mood Whiplash: When watching the trailer for Titans (2018), he seemed to savor himself. However, the moment Robin uttered the words "Fuck Batman", his smile dissapeared instantly!
• Movie Superheroes Clothing Black: He points out this at the end of his 1000.I. Joe review, while he's playing with his action figures.
• My Eyes Are Up Hither: Perhaps the only known case where this is done past a noncorporeal entity. During the Azura's Wrath review, the background shows one of the sauna girls on the right side with her face up covered past the screen-in-screen display, where the text comment reads "Ehem. I'm up here."
• My God, What Have I Washed?: Says this at the finish of his movie review of The Final Airbender, realizing that by repeatedly maxim just how bad this picture show is, people are going to want to see it simply to see how bad it really is. He repeatedly tells them to seriously not waste product their coin, just knows people are going to go see it anyway.
• Mr. Fanservice: Other Joe in some videos, especially the intro to the review of Dragon Age: Inquisition. His musculature is something of a running gag.
• Ms. Fanservice: Lisa Foiles of All That as the Bridge Bunny of the New Angry Joe Show.
• Nausea Fuel: In-Universe; the controls on Sonic Free Riders make him want to vomit.
• Never Trust a Trailer: He frequently points out discrepancies between pre-released materials and the movie/game he's reviewing.
  • Or on the case of The Final Airbender, information technology's a trailer being better than the motion-picture show.

    Joe: It's the best part of the movie, and it isn't even in the bodily moving picture!

• Nice Guy: Underneath the bluster, he's a very sweet guy.
• No-Holds-Barred Beatdown:
  • Joe delivers one on Corporate Commander for a solid 15 seconds upon the declaration of Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3, maxim that the re-release he proposed was supposed to be a joke.
  • Corporate Commander is handed some other, inside his ain base at the stop of Destiny.

    Joe: Somebody left your door open.

  • Corporate Commander also dishes one out to Spiderman during the opening to The Astonishing Spider-Homo 2. Violently beating him with a bat until money comes out.
• Non Sequitur: Bizarro Joe gives ane to Judge Joe in the common cold open for the Dredd flick review.

  Bizarro Joe: Uh, I...I like turtles.

  Judge Joe: I knew you'd say that. (Beat) Actually...I really didn't know yous would say that. Interesting. (charges his Lawgiver pistol)

  Bizarro Joe: Wait, Guess...NOOOOO!!! (Judge Joe gain to shoot him dead in tedious motility)

  Approximate Joe: Court'south adjourned, creep!

• Nonindicative Proper noun: He actually isn't that aroused at all, and has actually said that he hates giving negative reviews. If anything he's Vitriolically Enthusiastic Joe.
  • Although his name does become meaningful when he's reviewing a bad game (that's when he actually DOES get really angry.)
• Nix Is the Same Anymore: Quoted verbatim in his Sonic Gratuitous Riders review.
• Off-the-Shelf FX: Frequently uses toy official gaming props, costumes and weapons in his reviews. He owns a total set of Master Main armor.
• One time an Episode: "I'll see you guys on the next Angry Joe Show!"
• Ane Steve Limit: Averted: Ane of his real-life friends who makes appearances on the evidence is besides named Joe. To distinguish between the two, he's frequently referred to as "Other Joe." Other Joe helps out with LPs and is a groundwork character in some video reviews.
• Our Presidents Are Unlike: According to The Nostalgia Critic's It'southward a Wonderful Plot Christmas Special, had the Nostalgia Critic never existed, Angry Joe would've become a power president of the U.s., who has people publicly executed and blows upwardly Canada. And the people love him for it. (Although the public execution was for Tom Green and that Canada was, co-ordinate to him, an evil empire in this alternating reality. Possibly ruled by Sea Horses.)
• Overly Long Gag: During his Dragon Ball Z: Kinect review'southward intro, he spends a considerable amount of fourth dimension charging upward his battle aura while screaming at the top of his lungs... Which is extremely appropriate and in-line with the (in)famous pacing and edition fashion used in the blithe series. ^note For case, compare it to Goku'south first transformation in Super Saiyan 3
  • Other Joe's assassination of Corporate Commander at the start of The Outer Worlds. He empties an entire revolver, then reloads and empties some other round, so shoots him multiple times with a car gun, and so hacks him with an axe, then he reloads his revolver again and empties it 1 more time.
• Play the Game, Skip the Story: In-Universe: This is his opinion of Dying Lite. He feels the story is a derivative Cliché Storm full of boring characters and an bromidic Vaas ripoff villain. When it become's to the gameplay, though, he praises it feeling the parkour, fighting mechanic, and crafting system all contribute to an enjoyable feel.
• Ability Echoes \ Power Makes Your Vocalisation Deep: Both happen when Joe becomes a Scarlet Lantern.
• Praising Shows You Don't Watch: invokedA variation. In his review of The Last Airbender, he said he hadn't watched Avatar: The Concluding Airbender, just insisted it couldn't be equally bad as the motion picture, considering the fanbase and admiration for information technology.

  "In that location is no way the cartoon is this bad! At that place is no way a series this pop can be like this!"

  • He soon had information technology recommended past his fans. He approves of the show.
• Precision F-Strike: "Fuck iii-D!"
  • "You lot done FUCKED it upward!"
• Previously on…: How his Light-green Lantern review starts, reminding us how much he was Non looking forwards to it.
• Real Men Vesture Pink: Existent men profess their honey of dancing games and cantankerous-dress as a geisha or a little girl when the video demands (excuses) information technology! And don a pink tutu and boa (plus a military helmet) for an interpretive dance about Battlefield iii!
• "The Reason You Suck" Speech:
  • Delivered a long and blistering one to his fans who viciously attacked Anita Sarkeesian in his "Acme 10 Gaming Controversies of 2013" video.
  • The ENTIRETY of his review for Ride to Hell: Retribution is considered one directed at its developers. He fifty-fifty speaks a variant of the trope itself to the game.

  Joe: At present, game... lemme tell yous why this sucks.

• Red Oni, Blue Oni: While Angry Joe is very emotional and prone to loud outbursts, Other Joe is the definition of chill.
• Retool: The show retooled itself sometime subsequently Kickassia, and is easily the best produced evidence on Channel Awesome, as far as visuals and backdrops go.
• Ridiculously Boilerplate Guy: How Joe feels nearly Desmond Miles from Assassin's Creed.

  Desmond Joe: Hullo, my name is Desmond Miles. I take a fanny pack.

  • He even has Ezio electrocute Desmond.
    • And Agent 47.
• The Rival: Corporate Commander.
• Rule of Fun: Joe defendant Kane & Lynch 2 of disobeying this rule for a more realistic path by taking out Lynch'due south episodes of psychosis (which he stated was one of the first game's nearly enjoyable components) with the Hand Wave that he was dorsum on medication.

  "That'southward not fun!"

• Running Gag:
  • FOUR HOURS!
  • "YOU DONE FUCKED IT Up", for when a game has fucked it upwards.. I variety of this is when it'south a shooter game. Joe volition walk into frame with a toy gun, shoot it off in three random locations with a disgruntled expect on his confront, and say the line.
  • "Blueish!" Used in response to lazy and/or excessive DLC. Originated in a review for Evolve, where Joe pointed out that they were selling a weapon already in the game, just painted blue.
• Sanity Slippage: Later on playing level later on level after level of the same mission involving generators in Godzilla, Joe slowly starts losing it. The residual of the game'due south awfulness just sort of... pushes him farther over the edge into agony.
• Sarcastic Clapping: In his review of the video games for Deathly Hallows Parts 1 and two:

  Joe: [The dev team] probably actually listened to the feedback that they got from the angry mothers and grandmothers who bought their kids this crap. Well...(claps three times slowly)...salubrious. That's what you're supposed to exercise.

• Screams Similar a Footling Girl: When Joe gets carjacked in his GrandTheftAutoV review.
  • Both Joe and Other Joe spend their Let's Play for Playable Teaser in a constantly freaked-out state with frequent shrieks.
• Skyward Scream: During his Chick-Fil-A video when he realizes they're closed on Sundays.
• Self-Deprecation: During his review of Homefront, while Joe complains about the obnoxious loudmouthed Texan with the oversize belt-buckle who "loses his shit".

  Joe: ... oh wait, that is kinda' what we do.

  • During his Alien: Isolation review, in that location's a short of him working with a malfunctioning Working Joe, and after almost getting strangled by information technology, says this:

  Joe: I hate working with Joe's.

• Serious Business: "Sonic Free Riders has ruined my life. That's information technology. This is the worst game I have e'er played! Nothing in my life is the same anymore! Music doesn't sound the aforementioned. Food, nutrient doesn't taste similar anything anymore!"
• Shared Universe: The Reviewaverse.
• Shoo Out the Clowns: During his "Superlative Ten Gaming Controversies of 2013," Joe stops his funny jabs and rants on the perpetrators behind the controversies to a requite a serious 10+ infinitesimal long "The Reason Y'all Suck" Speech to those (especially his fanbase in particular) who harassed Anita Sarkeesian, criticizing them for sending rape and death threats to her for her opinions. Joe said he didn't concord with her opinions, merely that didn't mean she deserved threats at all. He goes right back to his joking mental attitude right after, causing quite a bit of Mood Whiplash.
• Shown Their Work: Joe does enough of background inquiry for his reviews, especially for games that are part of an existing franchise. For instance, being able to provide examples of The Darkness' Super Weight despite being an obscure IP, and researching Ace Gainsay enough to warn fans that Set on Horizon was not a 'true' installment of the principal series, despite earlier admitting he hadn't really played any of the previous games before his review.
• Shout-Out: Angry Joe makes several "Bat Credit Card" jokes in his offset injustice vlog, just like The Nostalgia Critic.
• Signing-Off Catchphrase: "I'll see you guys on the next Angry Joe Show."
• Silent Snarker: The Monitor. It tend to snark at or make fun of either Joe and his over-the-superlative, enthusiastic behaviour behind his back or at the bad game he's reviewing.
• Sincerity Way: His review on why the Mass Event three endings suck has him review information technology in a quiet and understated manner.
• So Bad, It's Good: invoked Joe and his brothers' opinion of the Man vs. Wild game - a frustrating waste of fourth dimension as a game, merely hilarious when exploring how bugged and broken it is.
• Audio-Effect Bleep: Sometimes when Joe swears, information technology'south bleeped out, and sometimes, it'south not, seemingly at random. There's no existent reason for this other than Joe existence light-headed. Often the bleeps aren't synchronised with the words they're meant to be bleeping, for the aforementioned reason. He claims he does this just to see if anyone points it out. That's information technology.
  • Hilariously, his Iron Man ii review has him dropping an Atomic F-Bomb, bleeping out only the heart third of it.

  "FUU(*bleeeeeeeeeep*)UUUUCK."

• Space Station: The Resistance Base.
• The Stinger: Directing people to his website, for those who watch his videos elsewhere.
• Stunned Silence:
  • His review of Starcraft II begins with him staring blankly into the photographic camera for nigh a minute, swaying slightly before falling over. Yes, he likes the game.
  • Conversely, his review of Aliens: Colonial Marines begins with him walking in forepart of the Light-green Screen dressed like a Colonial Marine. He stands there staring dourly into the camera for a while earlier saying, "... yous fucked it up!"
• Stylistic Suck: Parodied in the review for Kane & Lynch: Domestic dog Days. Corporate Commander tells his employees to just take the first game and add tons of terrible YouTube video filter furnishings to screw it up and add Shaky Cam until nada is visible. "Yes! More! Excellent!"
  • Played direct in the Aliens: Colonial Marines video, where Marine!Joe is fighting Xenomorphs who are quite obviously footling action figures, and you tin can even run into the easily manipulating them.
• Suckiness Is Painful: Sonic Gratuitous Riders is the accented worst game that Joe has always had the displeasure of paying for and playing. His accented first 1/x review. The game'south Suckiness Is Painful alphabetize is so bad that Joe says he's going to sue Sega for Assault in the First Degree after revealing that the Kinect motion controls, combined with the overly loud soundtrack and horrible form designs filled with sudden ninety turns, WILL really hurt you. It'southward so horrible that Joe returns it to Game Finish claiming that the game is cleaved. He gets a full refund and gets the Kinect Sports game that he made the mistake of passing up in the first place.

  "Assault in the First Degree: To knowingly inflict bodily harm"

  • The 2d game he'southward given a 1/10 to, Mindjack, was so bad information technology left him a Stephen-Hawking-like shell unable to speak or move without mechanical help; information technology probably would have been a lot less offensive if the game hadn't had such a cool initial concept married to such a broken execution. Its one good point? Monkeys.
  • Ride to Hell: Retribution non only left him catatonic, it sent him to hell to deal with Demon-Joe to do the review (Demon-Joe worked on the game, patently...). However, the game ended up not breaking Joe equally Demon-Joe hoped, simply driving his rage-levels to new heights. He and then woke up for the final blows to "perform the exorcism."
  • Star Expedition Trexels is the 4th game to receive a ane/10 due to its massive overuse off paywalls and microtransactions.
    • Joe fifty-fifty punches his iPad when the game unfairly robs him of the but dilithium crystal that tin be earned through a minigame rather than an in-game purchase.
• Suspiciously Similar Vocal: Invoked, the new prove's intro is the G.I. Joe opening theme (with repurposed lyrics).
• Surprisingly Realistic Outcome: Joe accused Kane & Lynch two of using this trope to a demerit past taking out Lynch's episodes of psychosis with the excuse that he was back on medication and was stable.
• Accept That!:
  • In his review of Divinity: Dragon Commander, he takes the fact that the role player can potentially legalize gay wedlock and provide equal rights to women as a gamble to do this to anti-feminists and homophobes. When displaying the conversations from the opposition that result in allowing gay marriage, he juxtaposes their arguments with a specially infamous video of a woman speaking out confronting gay wedlock and sodomy with incredibly baseless arguments.
  • From his review of DmC: Devil May Cry, Joe is seen playing the Devil May Cry HD Drove port of Devil May Weep three: Dante's Awakening, specifically the first stage, earlier pausing the game and switching discs to DmC. At start, the game starts normally, but when Joe presses the start push to begin the game, it cuts to the Blood on the Dance Floor song, "Bewitched", as role of a massive dramatization to mock the reboot's detractors.
• They Killed Kenny Once more: Other Joe and Corporate Commander have both died numerous times, in the former's case, sometimes in a unmarried video.
• Top Ten List: His year end Best, Worst and Disappointing Games of Year X. He also covers the top ten controversies of the same yr.
• Trademark Favorite Food: Chik-Fil-A products.
• Tranquil Fury: Quite epically towards Nintendo in his Angry Rants towards them and their YouTube acquirement policies. He mostly turns upwards his rage in his normal videos for one-act reasons, only his anger towards Nintendo in his rants are genuine this way.
• Twinkle Smile: When he thinks he's a knight.
• Unstoppable Rage: Even worse when he becomes a Red Lantern
  • And more recently Doomguy as he faces Demon Joe and Corporate Commander in hell.
• Up to Eleven: Joe'due south Superlative 32 Reasons Fable III Sucks video, where he says a Elevation 10 listing was just non enough to encompass all the really bad points of the game and kept going.
• Useless Spleen: The Corporate Commander utters this one after Joe delivers some Extreme Mêlée Revenge at the end of his Destiny Review.

  My spleen... oh God, where's my spleen!? Where's my pancreas!?

• Verbal Tic:
  • Likes to pronounce "particularly" equally "ex-particularly". He even fabricated fun of it himself at some points.
  • Sometimes over-emphasizes H-es and R-south, though, might be from his accent.
  • Pronounces "cancellation" as "cancellization".
• Video Review Show: A review show put on the Cyberspace.
• Voice of the Legion: Demon Joe (natch) and Ruby-red Lantern Joe.
• Welcome to Corneria: Mocked. Joe has bug with constantly repeated lines in games such every bit in Godzilla and Rambo, amidst others.
• Wholesome Crossdresser: Other Joe as Ellie from The Last of Us and Chun-Li from Street Fighter.
• Globe of Weirdness: The show is prepare in the Reviewaverse, a complete universe of weirdness. Afterwards all, only in the Reviewaverse would Joe have Sith force lightning powers and own a space station.
• Why Don't You Marry Information technology?: Jokes that with so many Elder Scrolls games starting you lot out equally a prisoner, they must accept a fetish for information technology.
• Why Did it Have to Be Generators?: After going mad from level after level of destroying the same irksome onetime generators in Godzilla God of Destruction, he finally gets to a level where he destroys submarines, but to have the game refer to them every bit generators.
• With Lyrics: In his Worst Games of 2012, he reacts to a dinosaur-like monster in Resident Evil 6 by playing the "Holy Shit, It's A Dinosaur" meme that uses the Jurassic Park ending theme.
• Worst. Whatever. E'er!: He seems to say this far more than often than he logically should.

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